Lack of Motivation: A collection of Haikus

Surprise surprise, I'm bored again. This time, however, I've decided to channel my frustrations through the elegant Japanese art of the Haiku:

1.
Ah boredom it is
Like a dog that has rabies
Destroying the mind

2.
People that work here
Are not very smart at all
But they can pretend

3.
Does he smoke much?
Cough sounds like a wood chipper
Please cover your mouth

4.
Curses! Morning time
Working feels like a freezing
Icepick in my balls

5.
Why are you so loud?
These are cubicles you know
Your life is empty

6.
Leadership? HA! HA!
You couldn't lead a congo-
Line of conjoined tiwns

7.
This job makes me want
To K-M-S. Why did I
Ever leave college?

End